Category Archives: Pranks

Requesting Honors

Our cross-country missions were typically scheduled to depart on Fridays. This way the jets could be used for local flying for the first 3 flying periods. To expedite our departures, we would often flight plan sometime during the day, then … Continue reading

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Taking Hostage…

In the late 80’s I was the Commander of the 12th Student Squadron at Randolph AFB, TX.  One day I received a call from a friend of mine who had departed the Air Force.  Joe was a broker in San … Continue reading

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“Captain, You Didn’t Win a Thing…”

Was on my way out to Vegas one Friday afternoon.  Had just signed out, suited up and was about to walk out the door, helmet and flight plan in hand when I heard a voice behind me, “Colonel, hold on … Continue reading

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Handling Jerks: 101

I never was good at confronting bullies and/or ‘jerks’ directly.  But over the years, I developed a manner of dealing with these fools that many of them have yet to recognize.  And I think that’s the sweet part of it… … Continue reading

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Signs – The Beginning: “Free Moles”

About 10 years ago I was on my way home from De-troit when I spotted a sign alongside the road, “Free Kittens.” I thought to myself, “That sign captures the essence of why I live in the country!”  “Free Kittens,’ … Continue reading

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My Sense of Humor…

I have developed my sense of humor since I was a kid.  I enjoy seeing people laugh.  I have always had a “quick mind;” sometimes too quick for my own good.  Growing up I idolized the humor of Red Skelton, … Continue reading

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“You, You’re the One!”

I don’t know where I come up with this stuff, I just do… In the late ’70s we came to Ohio on vacation.    It coincided with a friend’s birthday.  It was on this trip I told a friend about … Continue reading

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