As I was getting into the shower yesterday I received a call. Didn’t recognize the number but I answered it anyway.
“Hello, John?” came the reply when I answered.
“No,” I said, this is Bob.”
“Do you sell T-shirts?” the called asked.
“No,” I again replied.
“Are you sure you ain’t John?” he then asked. Now, one thing I love in Life is a ‘wrong number!’ My opening for creative expression…
“Well, now that you ask, I am not so sure. let me go check my birth certificate. I know where my birth certificate is!”
“Are you a comedian?” he then asked.
“No, just a retired pilot,” I told him.
“Well, thank you,” he said, “I’m sorry to have bothered you.
“One thing before you go,” I asked.
“When you find John, would you tell him I said ‘hi?'”