We were standing around in First Class one day, just killing time before boarding, when a Sky Marshall came on board – “on fire!” He was livid….
Seems that when he came through Security, with all his proper Creds in order, the TSA puke confiscated his nail clippers! He inquired about it and was told that ‘nail clippers’ were on the Forbidden List.
Thank Gawd that .40 cals for Sky Marshallers weren’t…
Morons!