I stopped in a local “kitchen shop” a couple years ago, just to look around. While I was there I came across this glove:
While I was looking at it a this nice-looking young girl came up and asked if I had any questions. Cute kid, about 18 – 19 or so. Blonde. Anyway I decided to have some fun with her.
“Well,” I said, “I see you have these green scratchy gloves for veggies – I’m just wondering if you might have an orange scratchy glove for carrots?”
Before I could say anything else, she turned and headed into the back room, saying, “Just a minute, I’ll go check.” YGBSM! And I couldn’t catch her soon before she disappeared through the door, into the back room!
I intuitively knew I probably wouldn’t want to be around when she emerged front he back room, and I think I was right. As I was heading out of the store I heard some guy “going off” on her! Man… help me, please help me!
I got in my car and took off. Harry only lived a half-mile away, so I decided to stop for a cup of coffee, and to compose myself. Sitting out on his back porch, with a cup of coffee, we had a great laugh that morning!
An ‘orange scratchy glove’ for carrots… Really?