Taking Hostage…

In the late 80’s I was the Commander of the 12th Student Squadron at Randolph AFB, TX.  One day I received a call from a friend of mine who had departed the Air Force.  Joe was a broker in San Antonio and we had remained close friends.  One of Joe’s classmates from UPT was the ‘horse holder” (aide de camp) for the Air Force Chief of Staff at the time.

Joe’s friend had told him that “the Boss” had given him the day off, and he wanted to play golf.  So Joe called me to see if I could get a tee time for all of us.  Well, okay…

I called out to the Club House and secured a tee time for us in early afternoon.  Then Joe called back to see if I would make sure there were “executive clubs” available for his friend.  Well, okay; as a Squadron Commander, I have nothing else to do than leap through my ass for a major who wants to play golf – with executive clubs!  Let me get right on that.

When we all met at the course later the day, there was this new, ‘spiffy’ set of executive clubs awaiting ‘the crown prince.’  After we loaded up, we headed out to the first tee.  That’s where the fun began!

‘His Excellency’ took the driver out of the bag of Executive Clubs and began to take his practice swings – and about fell on his ass!  He knew something was wrong, but he couldn’t quite figure out what it was.  I knew… Left-handed golf clubs will screw up a “righty” every time!

Would I have done that had I known this guy was to go on to become a 4-star (general)?  Oh, hell yes…

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Bees In the Hive – 3

This is the hive as of 10 April 2013:

Hive: 10 April 2013

…and on 20April 2013:

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I find it amazing that they can work so well, and so efficiently without a skinny ‘community organizer’ in charge… Just amazing!

 

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A ‘PS’ to Colonel Thompson…

This is a recent exchange I had with a guy who posted a comment on my post here, on Colonel Hadley Thompson (https://www.lonelypilotbob.com/?p=1448).

“I would like to contact the gentleman who wrote this about Col. Had Thompson. If you would please email me.”

“Good Morning…

The ‘author’ would be me;

R.F. Holliker, Jr.”

“Good morning Bob,
 
This might seem odd to you but I was wondering if you might be located in the San Antonio area.  I am stationed at Fort Sam Houston and I have something of COL Thompson’s that I want to give to you.  If you are local, I could bring it to you, but if not, give me your address and I’ll send it.  You would be one of the few people who would appreciate this and it would probably take you for a nice trip down memory lane.
 
Looking forward to hearing from you.”

Interesting…

…and thank you Michael, for thinking of me.  It is humbling…

I live in Ohio, and as it turns out, I am heading to San Antonio tomorrow.  There is an annual POW Dining In I attend every couple years at Randolph.   Our squadron, the 560th FTS, had the Honor of requalifying those who wanted to return to flying when they were released.  This will be the 40th reunion!

My cell number is 419-283-71XX.  I will have a bit of time on Friday, the 12th, then on Saturday until I head up to New Braunfels around noon – where I will be staying until Tuesday.

Thank you again…

Bob

I had no idea what he had for me and my mind wondered!  Sure I was curious, but I felt it impolite to ask.  So, like a kid, I allowed my excitement to build…

I met Michael in a parking lot in Universal City that Friday afternoon, just before our dining in.  He and his lovely wife drove into the parking lot, and after introductions, he handed a box to me – kinda like a ‘shirt box.’  I had no idea what was in it, but as soon as I saw a bit of it, I knew.  Immediately.  It was one of Colonel Thompson’s old flight suits!  A”K2B” like we used to wear before our fire-retardant Nomex flight suits.  And it was configured with the patches we wore when I went through UPT.

Col. Thompson, K2B

A 40+ year old flight suit.  What’s it mean to anyone?  Who knows – but to me, a great deal.  It represents a part of my past; something of a man I admired, and tried to model myself after.  Like I said, I only had a brief encounter with Colonel Thompson, but he did “touch me” – in a very positive way…

I stood there in that parking lot last week – kinda speechless.  Then I began “babbling” for I could feel the lump in my throat and the tears beginning to form.  “Thank you” felt hardly enough for Michael’s act of unselfishness… but, I am grateful.

Later that evening at a friend’s house, I brought in that box, told the story, and showed a few guys of my ‘vintage,’ the treasure inside.  Each one of them just knew what it meant to me, and soon the stories of wearing old ‘K2Bs’ began flowing!

When I got home I dug out an old’ K2B’ of mine.  The outline of my patches are still there, and still I have a few of them – my class patch, name tag and squadron patch.  When I find suitable rank and an American flag patch I’ll have it fixed up and then I will find a way to appropriately display the two together.

It’s rare these days to find men like Michael – and it is also so refreshing!

 

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The 40th Annual Freedom Flyers (POW) Dining In

On 11 April 2013 the 560th Flying Training Squadron hosted the 40th Annual Freedom Flyers (POW) Dining In.  This is a tradition, began in 1973, to honor our North Vietnam POWs.  I don’t get there every year these days; but I made this one – and I am glad I did.

First of all, it was good to see the POWs in attendance.  There are not quite as many as in previous years, but the ones who do attend are just fun to be around.  And inspirational.

The speaker this year did pretty well.  He was actually the son of one of ‘our’ POWs and had a great message – one I will ‘ponder’ now for a few weeks.

My biggest thrill however was seeing the guys I flew with in the early 80s.  A couple of them I had not seen since 1984 – ’85 or so, and it was good to see them.  This is us:

John H., Dobie, Bob W., Me, Steve H., Hollywood and Joe

At one time or another, I flew with each one of these guys, except maybe Bob W.  I don’t know if they know what ‘treasures’ they are to me… I really enjoyed seeing each and every one of them, albeit all to briefly.

Then I ran into Byron Allen.

Me, and Byron

Me, and Byron

I first met Byron in the late 70’s – or more accurately, I first became aware of him in the late 70’s.  He was on ATC Stan/Eval and I observed him while our unit was being inspected.  I saw in him, an very capable individual; knowledgeable, fair and a man of great integrity and common sense.  It wasn’t until the mid 80’s that our paths crossed again, and in getting to know him better, my initial observations proved to be “spot on!”  It was also during that time that I was able to fly with him, and what a privilege that was.    Although by that time I was a “seasoned” IP in the T-38, I learned so much from him!

And so, it was well worth my trip to San Antonio this year… I will relish the memories now for some time.

 

 

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Honoring My “Dead” Wife…

I was working with Harry one February morning; he was showing me how to build a canoe.  Fascinating!  About an hour or so into the project, my “Life Support Device,” (my cell phone), rang.  I didn’t recognize the number, and debated whether or not to take the call.  “Oh hell,” I thought to myself as I finally answered it.

“Hello, Bob?” came the reply, “this is Jon Welker.”  Jon was the guy who sold my Honda CRV to me.

“Okay,” I responded, “what can I do for you?”

“Oh, I just called to wish Cheryl a happy birthday!”  YGBSM!

Cheryl and I had been divorced that prior September.  “Damn Jon, really?” I thought to myself.  But I didn’t want to be nasty so I replied, “Oh Jon, I don’t suppose you heard, she died.”

It got real quiet, real fast.  Then he came back with, “Oh Bob, I am so sorry.”

“Yeah, it’s been kinda rough, but I’m getting through it…”

By now, Welker wanted off the phone!  So after listening to his heartfelt condolences for a little bit, I let him “off the hook.”

When I turned around Harry was staring at me.  “You are really an asshole!” he remarked, and then we both laughed about it!

A couple-3 weeks later we were riding over to Amish country to get some wood and Amish groceries.  Our drive took us by the hospital where my former wife works.  As we approached the  hospital, I took off my cap and placed it over my heart.  Harry looked at me as if I were ‘nuts.’

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“Well, it the least I can do to show respect for my ‘dead’ former wife,” I replied.

Harry thought about it for a moment, then he got it – and about wrecked his truck with laughter!  We laughed about that one for the better part of a couple hours!

I don’t know why, or how these things come to me – they just do.  But, in this case, it wasn’t all bad – Jon didn’t bother me this past February!

 

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I Did, Have a Plan!

I did, have a plan – to quit drinking…

When I was a kid, maybe in the late 50’s, early 60’s, I saw an old black-and-white movie where this guy goes to his family doctor for a physical.  When the doctor finishes the exam, he sits down on this old rotating stainless stool and says, “Charlie, everything looks ‘okay,’ but if you don’t quit drinking, you’ll be dead within 6 months.  Somehow, that scene registered with me.

So, as an aviator I had to take a physical once a year.  Man, did that ever make things easy for me.  I resolved, albeit in my subconscious, that I could continue drinking until some flight surgeon told me I was at the ‘6 Month’ point, then I would quit!  Made perfect sense to me!

Only ‘they’ never figured it out, and I kept drinking.  Their incompetence damn-near killed me!  Maybe that’s why doctors only ‘practice?’  Of course, lying to them probably didn’t help either…

I think that’s why accepting recovery was so easy for me  – I always knew I was a drunk; I just didn’t want to face it, or the consequences until 28 July 1994…  and man, am I ever glad I did!

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Sequestration

(Keep in mind, I am writing here for my Grand Kids…)

“Sequestration was a program initiated by Dear Leader, President Obama, to force the Congress into passing a budget that largely would go his way.  It was designed to hurt across the board, with a lot of the financial cuts falling on the military.  “Social programs,” for the most part, would go untouched.  Things like food stamps, unemployment and benefits for illegal immigrants.   The “theory” was that the Sequestration legislation, when enacted, would hurt so much that all congressmen would not be able to stand the “heat” from their constitutes, that they would most certainly pass the stupid legislation.  (The proposal called for a great deal more spending and taxing, wit no-to-little concern for reducing the debt.)

Well, the Republicans held firm, and here we are today – dealing with all kinds of cuts – attributed to Sequestration.  However, when you look at the cuts being implemented, it’s interesting – and wholly political!

Active duty fighter squadrons are now “standing down.”  Not flying.  However, there are no cutback with EBT  (Electronic Benefit Transfer) card funding (food stamps.)  You see, a lot of the folks living off of EBT cards vote Democrat.

Fighter Weapons School closing down today.  No cut backs in the lavish White House parties.  Dear Leader continues to “party on” with the “pretty people’ of our nation, while our very security is put at risk.

The Thunderbirds and Blue Angels have cancelled their shows for the season.  (Our Air Force and Navy flying demonstration teams).  Yet I continue to see and hear advertisements for people to enroll in (free) social programs – Snap cards (Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program).

There are other areas affected; sure.  But I am concerned with the amount of cut backs in the military.  It appears as if this is a deliberate initiative to weaken our military by this administration.  Liberals have always gone after the military.  I lived through the Carter years, and it was rough!  (And that moron – Carter – was a former military man himself; Dear Leader is just a “community organizer.”)  Cutbacks in the military have been going on ever since Dear Leader has taken office, while “social programs” continue to expand.

I don’t know if the America I grew up with is already “lost” or not, but it is sure beginning to feel that way…

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Bees in the Haus – 1

It is interesting to watch how these guys work.  (These ‘guys,’ the worker bees, are actually ‘gals.’)  And they began drawing comb right from the beginning.

The first task they had was to free the queen from the queen cage.  Queens are shipped with a package of bees in a cage.  This is to allow the colony to acclimate to their specific queen before she is released.  It usually takes 2-3 days for the workers to free the queen from her cage.

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Inside the cage there are usually a few drones to tend to the queen.  Drones are males who’s sole purpose is to care for the queen.

At the end of the cage is a sugar cube.  That’s why it takes a few days for her to get out.  Then once she is freed she will begin laying eggs…

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Bees in the Haus

I tried to raise bees in the house last year, in an observation hive, and it didn’t go well at all.  They all left.  I wondered all winter if it was something I said?  Then I discovered I did not have enough bees to support a colony in the beginning.  So, they departed the fix…

After giving it some thought again this year, I decided to try again.  So I made my own hive, and added a lot more bees than I had last year.  This seems to have made a difference.  They were put into the hive on 27 Mar., and are still here.

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27 Mar 2013 – Bees in the Haus

Just after the bees are put into the hive, they cluster around the queen cage.  That cage is in the middle there.  On the right side of the hive you can see the feeder.  I feed them a syrup made of equal parts of water and sugar.  On the left side is a tube to the outside.  What I have noticed is, they won’t go out until the outside air temperature reaches ~ 50 degrees or so.  Then that tube becomes like the LA Freeway!

The towel is to cover the hive.  I keep it covered most of the time as bees typically live in the dark.

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Meeting Henry

Dining Ins are very formal dinners for military folks, and they are held for various occasions.  The tradition can be traced back to the days of the Vikings and was made popular in ‘recent’ times by General H.H. (Hap) Arnold during WW II.  I have always enjoyed Dining Ins… am going to one at week’s end by the way.

Being very formal occasions, you just don’t “screw around” during the first, or formal part of the ceremony.  There is a strict etiquette that is followed:

Violations of the formal etiquette of the Dining In are “punished”, generally with fines.  The following are considered “Heinous Violations of the Mess”:

  • untimely arrival at proceedings
  • smoking at the table before the lighting of the smoking lamp
  • haggling over date of rank
  • improper wear of uniform
    • inverted cummerbund (Note that U.S. Army regulation requires that cummerbunds be worn upside down: i.e. pleats down.)[8]
    • wearing a clip-on bow tie at an obvious list
  • gaffes
    • loud and obtrusive remarks in a foreign language
    • foul language
    • discussion on a controversial topic (politics, religion, and women are commonly forbidden topics)
  • improper toasting procedure
    • toasting with an uncharged (empty) glass
    • rising to applaud particularly witty, succinct, sarcastic, or relevant toasts, unless following the example of the President
  • leaving the dining room without permission from the President of the Mess
  • carrying cocktails into the dining area before the conclusion of dinner
  • haggling over penalties or fines imposed
  • drawing a sword except in ceremony [9]

The list is no where near inclusive, but you get the idea.  Infractions are typically dealt with a trip to the Grog Bowl.  This Grog Bowl is filled with “what-ever,” and is highly flammable – and alcoholic.  You also do NOT want to be sent there!

So, you get the idea of the decorum of a Dining In a bit… very formal.  And it was in this setting I met Henry Kissinger.  Only I didn’t meet him at dinner, I met him in the “john.”

When I first walked in to the john, I saw these 2 guys in suits standing behind the row of urinals.  I thought they were just waiting in line, then I saw an open stall.  Well, hell, why wait?  As I was getting ‘situated, I looked to my left, and there he was, the Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger – our guest speaker for the evening.  Who knew?  Then it dawned on me who the 2 “suits” were – his bodyguards.

So, without thinking, I looked over at Henry and asked, “Say Mr. Secretary, do you ever have a problem taking a leak with these 2 guys always watching you?”

I am so glad (today) there was no one from the Wing who might have overheard me ask that question!  Oh crap!  Of all the things I could have asked Dr. Kissinger about…

For his part, he thought about my question for a second, then he began laughing… and so did the 2 suits…

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