The Smart Watch…

A Fighter Pilot pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat
next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks,
“Is your date running late?”
No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch?
What’s so special about it?”
The pilot says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Darn thing’s an hour fast.”
And that, my friends………is Confidence!
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