My Flag Doesn’t Desreve This…

I was on my way home a couple weeks ago when I happened to glance down and see an American flag in the gutter.  I wasn’t in any particular hurry, but then again, I had been out running errands and I was ready to be home.  However, once I saw that flag, I couldn’t “unsee it.”  I drove on for about 1/4 mile, then had to turn around.

Flag1I shot this picture as I past back by the flag in the gutter.  It’s in the drain, on the right side.

I pulled in the parking lot you see there and retrieved the flag.    Then I took it home and stuck it in a garden I have out back, where it flies today.

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I enjoy seeing it flying out there – a lot better than laying in the gutter!

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1811 Stearley Heights, Okinawa

We moved to Okinawa in May 1953.  Dear Ole Dad was assigned to Kadena AFB in May of 1952, but there was no base housing at the time – so we had to wait a year before we could join him.  The War (the last one we actually won) had only been over for 7 years or so.

The house we moved into was completed in May 1953.  We were the first occupants.

1811 Stearly Heights, Okinawa, 1953-1955

1811 Stearley Heights, Kadena, Okinawa, 1953 – 1955

I have some very fond memories of living in that house.  One of them I’ll share with you this morning is, skating down the ‘Olympic certified course.’  From just outside the front door it dropped down to the sidewalk, then around around the “hairpin turn” to the right.  If I made it that far, there was another right-hand turn at the end of the block.  More often than not, the 6-G turn at the end of ‘the drop’ from the front door, shed one or both of my skates.  Those skates were the kind that you used a key to clamp on.  And the clamps didn’t really hold that well – at least not through 6-G turns!

In 1973 I had a trip through Kadena as a C-141A pilot – 20 years after we lived in that house.  I remember standing out in front of that hose, alone with my memories.

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1811 Stearley Heights, Kadena, Okinawa. 1973.

The first thing that jumped out at me was the “Olympic Skating Course” – it was NOT!  LOL!  Then I was struck with how nice it looked – and proud of having lived there at one time.

Recently I joined a few sites on FaceBook (FB) that are geared toward “Military Brats,” one of them “OkinawaBrats on Facebook.”  I wrote a post on it one morning, including a picture of our house.  And it wasn’t long before I received this picture:

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1811 Stearley Heights, Kadena, Okinawa. July 2013.

I just stared at it for quite a while – all sorts of memories and emotions floating back – not least of all, ‘gratitude’ – for the man who took the picture for me.  A “small” gesture I suppose, but one that means so much.  Thank you Jim K.!  Your thoughtfulness is deeply appreciated…

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“How Hard Can it Be?”

This was a campaign slogan of Kinky Friedman when he ran for governor of Texas a few years back – “How hard can it be?”

Although I hadn’t quite thought about it in this vain; this has more or less been my mantra in life.  How hard can it be?  This philosophy has allowed me to do things I never would have thought about.  I have flown jets, raised chickens and bees, built canoes, and participated in public speaking to name but a few activities I might have normally “given a miss.”  And in this, Life has been so rewarding…

It ain’t hard…

 

 

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Watching Dear Ole Dad Solo…

I remember watching my dad “solo” at Kadena, Okinawa.  This, in itself, isn’t all that big of a deal – except Dear Ole Dad was a Commissary Officer.

The houses at Kadena, were made of cinder block.   In those days we had these real HEAVY storm shutters for the windows during typhoons.  Not the “girly-man’ sheets of plywood now sold at Home Depot for hurricanes that we see on the news today.  We had “Real man” shutters!

As a typhoon was approaching one day, Dear Ole Dad waited until the last moment until he decided to hang the shutters.  I was with him out back when this powerful gust of wind hit.  Dad was holding onto a shutter – maybe 5 feet in width when he lifted off!  It was so cool – off he went!

When he got about 3 or 4 feet in the air, he “punched out” – he let go, and came crashing down.  His landing was terrible – like I said, Dear Ole Dad was a Commissary Officer!

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Re-elect Jimmy…

I was at an embassy party in Canberra, Australia the Fall of 1980.  It was just before the presidential election.  As I was talking with a military member of the embassy staff the ambassador’s wife walked up.  Of course all conversation ceased – after all, she was the ambassador’s wife.

The guy I had been talking with was the ambassador’s pilot.  The embassy had a C-12 for him to use as he traveled about the country.

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“Tommy,” she began, “do you think we could put a ‘banner’ that says ‘Re-elect Jimmy’ on the back of the ambassador’s airplane, and fly it around the country?

“Sure Mrs. Ambassador, but there is just 1 problem that I can see,” he replied.

“What is that Tommy,” she asked.

“Well, unless they have changed the Constitution here of late, the fine folks of Australia can’t vote in our elections!”

“Oh,” she relied, as she walked off – somewhat confused…

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Heading Uptown…

I am heading uptown here, to have the guys at the body shop put ‘clearcoat’ on the (redwood) strip canoe I just finished…

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The canoe is 19′ long…

 

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The Beer Bottle Cap Distributor, Evening Shift

I befriended Louise when I began looking for an airline “interview suit.”  For whatever reason, there was an instant connection between us – a connection, and friendship that remains today.

After her job at the clothes store, she took a job as the noon receptionist at a local restaurant, “Mama’s Cafe.”  Mama’s was a great place to eat.  Often, after I retired from the Air Force, I would plan my day to where I could stop by after the lunch hour rush and have a beer with Louise.  I would have a beer; she drank coffee or tea – and we would talk.

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One afternoon I got there a bit early, so I sat at the bar to have a beer.  I was still looking for work and all of a sudden I had an idea…

At the end of the evening at Mama’s they would toss the beer bottle caps from the day out into the yard.

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I thought it might be a great job to just sit outside on a bench during the evening, drink beer, welcome folks and toss the caps directly onto the ground!  Cut out the middleman if you will.  So, I asked for a job application, and filled it out as I sat there waiting for Louise to get off work.

Position Applying For: Beer Bottle Cap Distributor, Evening Shift.

Qualifications:  Over 20 years experience of drinking beer.

References:  Numerous; can all be found in the Auger In.

Any Special Job Requirements:  Probably a ride home at the end of the evening.

I gave the application to the bar-keep, and forgot all about it – until I received the following letter:

Mama's Cafe 4The note came with 2 ‘free’ burgers, with fries and a drink.

Who knew?

(Do you believe I save this stuff?)

 

 

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Fallback as a French Hooker

When we showed up in France, in October 1962, I was issued a French ID card.

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When unfolded it is about 35 inches in length.  There are several pages wherein entries can be made.  I don’t know exactly what the entries are for; I don’t read French.

I was also told that this is the same “form” that the French used for their prostitutes.  I don’t know.  But I always felt, in the back of my mind, that I always had a ‘fall back’ position in Life – as a French hooker…

 

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Churchkeys, and Pull Tops

We lived on Floridastrasse in Wiesbaden (’63-’64).  Dear Ole Dad was the Commissary Officer at the time.  In this capacity he had the “inside track” to all the new foodstuffs and so forth.

One day someone brought a case of beer of some kind or another in for him.  (I actually think it was Schlitz).  It was significant because this was the first time we ever saw ‘pull tops’ on beer cans, and Dad was absolutely thrilled!

Dad liked drinking beer with our maid – hell, he like drinking beer with just about anyone! (LOL!)  Anyway, he had told her that she could have a beer anytime she wanted… and, she was thrilled!

One day Dear Ole Dad came home, and ‘went through the roof!’  In the trash he discovered a couple-3 empty beer cans.  What sent him into ‘low Earth orbit’ was not the fact that our maid had drank his beer, but that she had used a ‘churchkey’ on the bottoms of the cans – leaving the pull tops intact!

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The Boonies Might Catch Fire

Who knows how, or why I came up with the question but I remember asking my parents one morning, “If there is tar on a telephone pole, can it burn?”  Simple enough question, I suppose.

Mom or Dad told me that, ‘yes, it might be a fire hazard,’  and that was all I needed to hear!  I headed out the door and up the street, then into the ‘boonies;’ the tall grass in Okinawa where we often played – only because we were told not to.

After what seemed like hours I finally discovered a telephone pole with tar on the base of it.  Looked like a fire hazard to me!  So, down the hill, through the boonies I ran until I got to my street.  From there it was just another short sprint to our house.  Once I got into the house, I called the Fire Department, as any good citizen would, to report the fire hazard I had just discovered.

I was asked where I lived, and where the ‘hazard’ was.  I told the fireman I would meet him back up the hill and take him to the spot myself – as any good citizen might.  So, back up the hill I went.

It wasn’t long before a couple firetrucks rolled up, and the guys got out in those neat shiny, aluminum-foil suits.  Even after I exclaimed what I had seen they were still not sure what they might be dealing with.  So, I told them I would take them up through the boonies – to show them the spot – and off we went.

By this time it was shortly before noon, and hot as Hell, although I wasn’t allowed to say ‘Hell’ in those days.  I thought those guys did pretty well though – dragging their hoses with them up through the boonies on a very hot morning!

It was when we finally reached the ‘hazardous’ telephone pole that the Chief became hotter than the morning!  And his language!  ‘Hell’ was the least of it…

In the end, I actually felt bad for those guys, dragging those hoses back down off that hill that morning – but no where near as bad as I felt after Dad got home!  And from that day on I haven’t cared how much tar is on a telephone pole.  The damn things can all burn as far as I am concerned!

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