On a rainy day, an little Indian boy from the tribe goes to his chief and asks, “Chief, how do you name all the people of our tribe?”
The Chief replies,”Oh, it quite easy. When baby born, I look first thing I see moving in wilderness, and name baby just that.”
“How so?” asks the Indian.
“Well,” replies the Chief, “if I see coyote running in field, I name baby Running Coyote; if I see bull sit, I name baby Sitting Bull.”
“Oh, I see now” says the Indian boy.
The Chief then turns to the little Indian boy and asks, “Why so curious today, Two Dogs Fucking?”