Well, There HAD to be Some ‘Whole Blood’ in One of Them…

When I was a T-38 IP at Vance, we would occasionally take a 2-ship, (with 4 IPs), to Pease AFB, NH to pick up fresh, live lobsters for our occasional Sunday evening “Viking feasts!”  Surf, and turf.  Typically we would pick up a dozen or so, pound-and-a-half live lobsters, and store them in our seat packs for the trip back to Vance.

Flying West, we had to plan for 2 refueling stops to get home.  One Sunday our first stop was at Rickenbacker AFB, OH, just outside of Columbus.  It was a beautiful day, that day, and for some reason or another, I had a “feeling” during the descent.  So, about 50 miles out, I called Base Operations and asked if there were any anticipated delays in refueling.  The Base Ops guy told me that there were 10, maybe 12 jets ahead of us for gas.  Crap!

So, I thanked him, and casually remarked, “Okay Sir, be advised, we are transporting ‘whole blood,’ and could use an ‘expedited turn’ if possible.”  And I left it at that.

When we landed and taxied up to the ramp, there they were – 2 fuel trucks – just sitting there, waiting for us!  And maybe a dozen or so IPs and students, standing by their respective jets, just glaring at us.

As it worked out, we were in and out of there within 11 or 12 minutes – a pretty ‘quick turn’ for us.  When we got to our next stop, one of the guys from the other jet asked me how I thought we got in and out of Rickenbacker so fast.  So I told him about the radio call I had made to Base Ops – concluding with the thought that, ‘there had to be some ‘whole blood’ in one of those lobsters…’

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Mikey’s Snake

My friend Mikey had a pet snake at one time.  This is itself wasn’t necessarily unusual except he was at the Air Force Academy at the time.  You aren’t allowed to have ‘pets’ at the Air Force Academy.

Mikey kept his snake in a closet above his locker.  The upperclassmen knew his snake was there – or at least they thought they did, but no one was brave enough to look!  So it became more or less an “agreement.”  Mikey could keep his snake, if it ‘wasn’t there.’

When he left the Academy for flight training he took his snake with him.  Then when Mikey went to SEA (Southeast Asia) he left the snake with his Mom in San Diego.

All was well until he received a letter from his Mom one day  Toward the end, she had to tell him that his snake died.  She went on to tell him that she wasn’t sure how to dispose of it, so she decided to feed it down the garbage disposal!

Mikey told me his Mom was a ‘short woman,’ so I imagined…

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My Flag Doesn’t Desreve This…

I was on my way home a couple weeks ago when I happened to glance down and see an American flag in the gutter.  I wasn’t in any particular hurry, but then again, I had been out running errands and I was ready to be home.  However, once I saw that flag, I couldn’t “unsee it.”  I drove on for about 1/4 mile, then had to turn around.

Flag1I shot this picture as I past back by the flag in the gutter.  It’s in the drain, on the right side.

I pulled in the parking lot you see there and retrieved the flag.    Then I took it home and stuck it in a garden I have out back, where it flies today.

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I enjoy seeing it flying out there – a lot better than laying in the gutter!

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1811 Stearley Heights, Okinawa

We moved to Okinawa in May 1953.  Dear Ole Dad was assigned to Kadena AFB in May of 1952, but there was no base housing at the time – so we had to wait a year before we could join him.  The War (the last one we actually won) had only been over for 7 years or so.

The house we moved into was completed in May 1953.  We were the first occupants.

1811 Stearly Heights, Okinawa, 1953-1955

1811 Stearley Heights, Kadena, Okinawa, 1953 – 1955

I have some very fond memories of living in that house.  One of them I’ll share with you this morning is, skating down the ‘Olympic certified course.’  From just outside the front door it dropped down to the sidewalk, then around around the “hairpin turn” to the right.  If I made it that far, there was another right-hand turn at the end of the block.  More often than not, the 6-G turn at the end of ‘the drop’ from the front door, shed one or both of my skates.  Those skates were the kind that you used a key to clamp on.  And the clamps didn’t really hold that well – at least not through 6-G turns!

In 1973 I had a trip through Kadena as a C-141A pilot – 20 years after we lived in that house.  I remember standing out in front of that hose, alone with my memories.

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1811 Stearley Heights, Kadena, Okinawa. 1973.

The first thing that jumped out at me was the “Olympic Skating Course” – it was NOT!  LOL!  Then I was struck with how nice it looked – and proud of having lived there at one time.

Recently I joined a few sites on FaceBook (FB) that are geared toward “Military Brats,” one of them “OkinawaBrats on Facebook.”  I wrote a post on it one morning, including a picture of our house.  And it wasn’t long before I received this picture:

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1811 Stearley Heights, Kadena, Okinawa. July 2013.

I just stared at it for quite a while – all sorts of memories and emotions floating back – not least of all, ‘gratitude’ – for the man who took the picture for me.  A “small” gesture I suppose, but one that means so much.  Thank you Jim K.!  Your thoughtfulness is deeply appreciated…

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“How Hard Can it Be?”

This was a campaign slogan of Kinky Friedman when he ran for governor of Texas a few years back – “How hard can it be?”

Although I hadn’t quite thought about it in this vain; this has more or less been my mantra in life.  How hard can it be?  This philosophy has allowed me to do things I never would have thought about.  I have flown jets, raised chickens and bees, built canoes, and participated in public speaking to name but a few activities I might have normally “given a miss.”  And in this, Life has been so rewarding…

It ain’t hard…

 

 

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Watching Dear Ole Dad Solo…

I remember watching my dad “solo” at Kadena, Okinawa.  This, in itself, isn’t all that big of a deal – except Dear Ole Dad was a Commissary Officer.

The houses at Kadena, were made of cinder block.   In those days we had these real HEAVY storm shutters for the windows during typhoons.  Not the “girly-man’ sheets of plywood now sold at Home Depot for hurricanes that we see on the news today.  We had “Real man” shutters!

As a typhoon was approaching one day, Dear Ole Dad waited until the last moment until he decided to hang the shutters.  I was with him out back when this powerful gust of wind hit.  Dad was holding onto a shutter – maybe 5 feet in width when he lifted off!  It was so cool – off he went!

When he got about 3 or 4 feet in the air, he “punched out” – he let go, and came crashing down.  His landing was terrible – like I said, Dear Ole Dad was a Commissary Officer!

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Re-elect Jimmy…

I was at an embassy party in Canberra, Australia the Fall of 1980.  It was just before the presidential election.  As I was talking with a military member of the embassy staff the ambassador’s wife walked up.  Of course all conversation ceased – after all, she was the ambassador’s wife.

The guy I had been talking with was the ambassador’s pilot.  The embassy had a C-12 for him to use as he traveled about the country.

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“Tommy,” she began, “do you think we could put a ‘banner’ that says ‘Re-elect Jimmy’ on the back of the ambassador’s airplane, and fly it around the country?

“Sure Mrs. Ambassador, but there is just 1 problem that I can see,” he replied.

“What is that Tommy,” she asked.

“Well, unless they have changed the Constitution here of late, the fine folks of Australia can’t vote in our elections!”

“Oh,” she relied, as she walked off – somewhat confused…

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Heading Uptown…

I am heading uptown here, to have the guys at the body shop put ‘clearcoat’ on the (redwood) strip canoe I just finished…

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The canoe is 19′ long…

 

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The Beer Bottle Cap Distributor, Evening Shift

I befriended Louise when I began looking for an airline “interview suit.”  For whatever reason, there was an instant connection between us – a connection, and friendship that remains today.

After her job at the clothes store, she took a job as the noon receptionist at a local restaurant, “Mama’s Cafe.”  Mama’s was a great place to eat.  Often, after I retired from the Air Force, I would plan my day to where I could stop by after the lunch hour rush and have a beer with Louise.  I would have a beer; she drank coffee or tea – and we would talk.

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One afternoon I got there a bit early, so I sat at the bar to have a beer.  I was still looking for work and all of a sudden I had an idea…

At the end of the evening at Mama’s they would toss the beer bottle caps from the day out into the yard.

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I thought it might be a great job to just sit outside on a bench during the evening, drink beer, welcome folks and toss the caps directly onto the ground!  Cut out the middleman if you will.  So, I asked for a job application, and filled it out as I sat there waiting for Louise to get off work.

Position Applying For: Beer Bottle Cap Distributor, Evening Shift.

Qualifications:  Over 20 years experience of drinking beer.

References:  Numerous; can all be found in the Auger In.

Any Special Job Requirements:  Probably a ride home at the end of the evening.

I gave the application to the bar-keep, and forgot all about it – until I received the following letter:

Mama's Cafe 4The note came with 2 ‘free’ burgers, with fries and a drink.

Who knew?

(Do you believe I save this stuff?)

 

 

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Fallback as a French Hooker

When we showed up in France, in October 1962, I was issued a French ID card.

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When unfolded it is about 35 inches in length.  There are several pages wherein entries can be made.  I don’t know exactly what the entries are for; I don’t read French.

I was also told that this is the same “form” that the French used for their prostitutes.  I don’t know.  But I always felt, in the back of my mind, that I always had a ‘fall back’ position in Life – as a French hooker…

 

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