Leather Jacket Boys

We began to see a serious ‘pilot-retention’ problem in the USAF in the early ’80’s.  The airlines were hiring, and we were between “hot” wars.  With the Vietnam War over, we saw a lot of “warriors” leave the service, back-filled by “careerists.”  Cute, little “college boys.”

One of the solutions they came up with was to issue new leather flight jackets to pilots.  Why they thought a spiffy, new leather jacket would make any difference in career retention – well, I wouldn’t know?  But I don’t think it did…

Anyway, the only list I was Number 1 on (other than a couple Shit-Lists over my career) was the leather jacket list at Randolph!  It was based on time on station, and in 1987 I had 5 years at Randolph as an aviator.  I was Number 1!

I was more or less ‘ambivalent’ toward the whole thing at first.  I was on my way out… However, when I went over to Supply and saw what they gave me, I was disappointed!

The jacket looked exactly like something you would expect to see on some “Command Queer” on a runway in New Your City, walking down a fashion runway!  It was ‘fashionable’ – spiffy and sharp looking.  Nothing like you would expect to see on an aviator.  But it wasn’t very functional.

They took away the side pockets from the original A2 leather jackets.  This was always a point of contention while I was on active duty – guys walking around with their hands in their jackets.  Not professional.  Then the ‘gussets’ were left off the jackets.  Gussets aren’t ‘spiffy.’

When I tried mine on, it sure ‘looked good,’ but it felt uncomfortable.  When I tried to reach forward with an arm, like I would in the cockpit, it pulled my other arm back.  But then, little did that matter as we were not allowed to wear them while flying at first, because they had not been approved by another Command Queer as “fire resistant.”  YGBSM!  I just took mine home, and tossed it in the drawer – never wore it.  Eventually I just gave it to my daughter…

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Praying Hard

I don’t know how to ‘pray hard.’  Wish I did…

Often, in AA meetings, I have heard people say how they ‘prayed hard’ for this, or that.  I just usually just sit and acknowledge them.  I don’t know how to ‘pray hard.’  This morning, I wish I did.

My friend Harry is in trouble; he’s dying.  In the past two weeks he has really gone ‘downhill’ – to where now he just lies there and looks at me when I visit.  I know he’s still “in there,” but for the most part he’s unresponsive.

I don’t know how to ‘pray hard,’ but best believe, today I will spend in prayer – for my friend Harry….

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The Story Behind ‘Major Two Dogs…’

After Clinton took office, his administration instituted several initiatives to mandate ‘cultural diversity’ within the federal government.  Well, fine…

After a while it occurred to one of their ‘college boys’ that they had missed bringing cultural diversity to the AF Reserves.  Holy Crap!  So, a message went out to all Reserve units telling them to look at their respective cultural demographics – and if they were not in compliance with the new standards, to immediately offer positions to qualified minorities.

As it turned out, in this one unit there was a pilot who claimed he was 1/64th Indian.  And he had been trying to get an “ART” (Air Reserve Technician, e.g., full time) slot for years.  Upon hearing this new policy, this pilot headed straight for Personnel, with his supporting documentation, and was immediately propelled ahead of other applicants, and given a coveted ART slot.  Well, fine…

Upon hearing this, the guys in the Squadron thought, “Okay, since he is claiming Native American heritage, it’s only fitting that he have an Indian call sign.”  And they gave him the call sign: “Major Two Dogs.”

As it was two hundred years or so ago, there were these two Indian boys out playing when they began to wonder how they were given their names.  They consequently asked one of their fathers, who in turn, sent them to the tribal medicine man.

The tribal medicine man told the two boys, “When a woman is about ready to being a new child into the world I join her in her lodge – and sit, and pray with her during her labor and delivery.  After the child is born, I will burn sweet grass, bless the child, then head outside.  I then take time to glance around Mother Earth for inspiration for a name – and will usually name the child for the first thing that comes to mind.  For example; Soaring Eagle, Running Brook, Dancing Deer and so forth.”

The medicine man hesitated for a moment in reflection, and then looked at the boy with all the questions and asked, “Why all the interest now, Two Dogs Fucking?”

People occasionally ask what ‘Major Two Dogs’ thought of his new name.  It doesn’t matter, and if he were to “carp” about it, it would only get worse.  This is just the way it is (or was) in our culture.

When I first heard the story, I laughed like hell.  The subject pilot had been in my squadron years before, and he was ‘fine.’  All his landings equaled his takeoffs.  One day, while at altitude with Northwest Airlines, I heard an aircraft from his reserve squadron check on.  When the radios got quiet, I asked if ‘Major Two Dogs’ was on board.  There was silence, followed by chuckles.  I can only imagine the comments when the guys got back to their squadron…LOL!

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Women in Combat

I suppose in the final analysis, it really doesn’t matter what I think about ‘Women in Combat’ – it’s now about to be the Law of the Land.  But I think this series of “social experiments” we are seeing, especially in the military, are bringing about significant ‘unintended consequences.’

If a woman is qualified for combat “on merit,” then I have no problem with women in combat.  ‘Merit’ is the key, and our standards should not be compromised to meet the goals of initiatives such as this.

This being said, one of the “unintended consequences” here is, with the institution of this policy, all women will now have to register for Selective Service at age 18.  I wonder how that’s gonna work for Barry and his homies?

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Scouting, My Solution

With all the talk now about allowing gays as Scout Leaders, why don’t we totally reorganize the Scouting system,  After all, what did our parents and grandparents know?  They didn’t have “Dear Leader” to enlighten them, as we do… Why don’t we just call it “Scouting?”

We could have two divisions: A “Ball Bearing Division,” for those bearing balls, and a “Non-Ball Bearing Division for those without balls.  Those born with balls would be assigned to the Ball Bearing Division, and those born without balls, to the Non-Ball Bearing Division.  If someone is born with balls, but looses their balls – either through accident, or by choice, or because Life is just too “scarey” out here – well then they can transfer to the Non-Ball Bearing Division, without prejudice.  And yes,you will be able to take your badges!   Makes it simple, huh!

I think the top of my head is going to blow off!

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Boy Scouts

There was news this week that the Boy Scouts are going to “get away” from there traditional position on ‘gays;’ of not allowing gays in positions of leadership within the troops, or (Cub Scout) packs.  Well, fine…

We were at Tucson, AZ when I was in Cub Scouts, I really enjoyed it.  One day, the Cub Scout Leader took us out hiking.  We came across a farm pond, maybe 60 – 70 feet across.  He suggested that a couple of us, those who wanted to, swim across it.  At that time, at that very young age, I was a very strong swimmer, so it was just “natural” to me.

I cain’t* remember if it was in the Fall, or Spring, but I do remember it was cold out.  As it was, there were two of us who stripped and dove in.  “Holy Mother of God!”  My balls went right up under my chin – for survival!  And I took off across that pond.

I don’t remember what the other kid did, but I shot across it in record time.  It was cold!

At the time, I never gave it a second thought.  But now, I think there was more to it, than just seeing if anyone could swim across that pond.  Especially when he had us do it nude…

So now “they” want to allow gays as scout leaders?  WTF, Over?  And you don’t think anything like this will ever, ever happen again?  Bullshit!

* My Texas accent for “can’t.”

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Ed Rasimus

Ed Rasimus

Ed Rasimus passed away on January 30th, 2013. He was a distinguished pilot, author, professor and great American.

 

 

 

 

I have read a couple of Ed’s books, and enjoyed them a great deal.  I never met him, but feel as if I know him.  Rest in Peace Ed.
(Acknowledgement:  I ‘pulled’ this off another blog – Lagniappe’s Liar, via Murphy’s Law.  No disrespect meant at all…RFH)
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The Fitting…

A couple years ago we had a ‘mini-reunion’ (on my Mom’s side of the family, the Garrisons), here in Ohio.  Mom was born in Lebanon, Ohio and raised on a few farms in the area.  Her father, Dudley, lost his farm during the Great Depression.

In the late 1940’s my grandparents moved from Lebanon, OH to Lebanon, OR.  I always thought it was because Dudley could only spell the name of one town, and it would have been too hard for him to move anywhere else.  Okay, moving on…

All of my cousins, who had grown up in Oregon, had never seen the farms their parents grew up on.  I had been to Lebanon on numerous occasions, and was familiar with the area.  I also knew where one of the farms was.  So, I offered to host a mini-reunion 2011, and take them to see the area Mom and their parents grew up in.

My Mom came from a family of 9 kids.  She was the youngest.  In 2011 there were only two surviving siblings; Uncle Kenny and Aunt Jan.  Aunt Jan, in her 90’s now, was in Washington state, and didn’t make the trip; but Uncle Kenny showed up.

We all met on a Saturday evening for dinner in Maumee, OH, then I hosted a dinner on Sunday.  That following Monday we all went to Lebanon, staying at the Golden Lamb.

Kenny had come up from Florida a couple days earlier, and he and I went to Lebanon to ‘scout out’ the place.  His memory was remarkable, and we found 3 of the 5 farms they lived on.  Two fo the families residing on the properties today gave us permission to visit; the people at the 3rd place weren’t home.

On that Tuesday, we all visited the farms, and were shown a great time.  Very nice folks there now – at both places.  That afternoon a group of us headed over to Blanchester, OH to visit an old family cemetery – the Garrison Cemetery.   There are Garrisons buried there who fought in the Revolutionary War.

It’s a well-kept cemetery, and as we walked around, I had an idea.  I went up to Uncle Kenny and explained my idea.  He thought it was a good one, so we found a nice spot, and he laid down – you know, for the ‘fitting!’

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He is in his late 80’s after all…

 

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The Mother of All Bedrooms…

I used to tell folks that a ‘moron’ built my house, then it occurred to me that another ‘moron’ bought it, in 1991!  Ahhhh…

After I bought this house, I began right away to transform it into a “home.”  I have lived in “houses” all my life.  Houses I have always had to be cognizant that they would one day be sold.  Form Jul 1968 until Jul 1988 I was on active duty, moving every 3-4-5 years.  Before that I was a kid in the Air Force, moving every 2-3 years.  Beginning in 1991 I didn’t have to concern myself anymore with whether or not to put a nail in a wall, or move a wall, or whatever.  I began creating a home…

Timber frame (post and beam) homes have always held an appeal for me.  Had I not been an aviator, I think I would have built timber frame houses.

Around the turn of the century it occurred to me that, in retirement I really wouldn’t care for climbing stairs to go to bed!  So I looked at building a master bedroom/master bathroom out the back of my house, using timber frame construction.

I knew of a timber frame construction 22 miles North of me.  So I called and asked to speak to an architect.  The receptionist then put me in touch with Jim B.  I explained to Jim what I wanted to do, and he had me send a picture of the back of my house to him.

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And so it began, in late winter of 2002.

Jim drew up the plans, we talked about them, tweaked them, then broke ground in  April 2002.  The first pegs went into the structure in Jul 2002.

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It took 5 days and the ‘rooms’ were up, and I took over from there.

Oct '02 I would take a book with me on a trip, on how to do whatever it was I was about to do next.  Then when I got home, I was ready!  First I installed the windows, then the siding.  As Fall came, I moved inside.

I once heard Kinky Friedman say, when he was running for governor of Texas, “How hard can it be?” and that appealed to me!  Electrical, tiling, drywall, painting – how hard can it be?

I would come home from a trip, change clothes and get to it!  The ceiling in the bedroom is 19 feet tall, and I am afraid of heights!  But the scaffolding I had helped immensely.  On some days I would get up around 0500 or so and make coffee before getting to it.  More than a few times I would look out and see Dave G. standing int he rook – just gazing at it.  Dave is a dear friend from AA, and he was just mesmerized with the project.  He once brought his wife over, and she said, “Oh my, I would make a Rec Room out of this!”

“My thoughts exactly,” I thought to myself!

It took about 4 years before I was ready to move in.  And once I ‘moved in,’ I thought to myself, “Holy cow, what have I done?  The room is huge!”  The master bedroom/master bath comes to 1,000 square feet!    I talked with a dear friend from AA about it, a man who helped me a great deal in early sobriety, and he said not to worry about it.  That it was an expression of my sobriety… and so, it is.

I love that room today!  It is a ‘warm’ room.  And I am so blessed to have it…

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“What Difference Does It Make?”

(To my grand children:  I don’t know if I will be around by the time you read this, and are able to understand it, for what it is.  Be that as it is, last week there were Congressional hearings on Benghazi; specifically, on why 4 Americans were held out to die.  Hillary Clinton was the “target” of these hearings, as the Secretary of State.  I watched a great deal of the hearings, and am thoroughly disgusted with this ‘government.’)

From my perspective, the Administration, from the president on down, have been lying about this whole episode from when it first happened.   It looks like it has been one huge “cover-up.”  And not a good one, at that!

The administration first claimed the riots in Benghazi were the results of an anti-muslim film produced in the United States.  Then the story changed to riots by muslim extremists.  And back and forth the stories went.  This is what precipitated Hillary’s comment, “What difference does it make?”

I think the difference it make is, we will probably never get to the truth about this whole incident.  I think Barry (Obama) is complicit, and ‘they” need to protect him – at all costs.  So, to this end, what’s 4 dead Americans?  What difference does it make?

It speaks loudly to honor, and loyalty.  We NEVER leave anyone on the battlefield.  We just don’t.  I think these guys were left on the battlefield…

There are reports that one of the Seals “illuminated” a target with a laser.  This has been fairly well reported throughout the news media.  The dumb shits don’t realize what they reported!  In order to illuminate a target, you have to expose yourself, to a certain degree.  Therefore, you wouldn’t risk exposing yourself unless you thought these was someone in position to fire.  Like a drone or AC-130.  It lends one to believe there were assets in the vicinity to fire, but they didn’t.  Why?

With this lying Administration, I don’t think we’ll ever know the truth – too damning.

“What difference does it make?”  To me, it’s everything!

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