Do You Think You Could Pass a Test Like That?

Dear Ole Dad was the Base Commissary Officer at Ramey AFB, PR 1957 – 1960.  One day he saw a bit of commotion at the meat counter.  To hear him tell it, a ‘portly’ matron was raising hell with one of his butchers.  So he decided to see what the problem was…

When he approached her, she introduced herself as Mrs. “Colonel” So-in-So.”  Wrong move with Dear Ole Dad.  Anyway, he went on to ask what the problem was.

“This chicken is rotten,” she proclaimed.  She then proceeded to take the subject chicken off the counter and spread its legs.  After taking a ‘whiff,’ she then stuck her nose under  each of the bird’s wings.  “I’m telling you, this chicken is rotten!”

Without batting an eye, Dear Ole Dad looked at her and replied, “Well Ma’am, do you think you could pass test like that?”

Dear Ole Dad never did quite explain why it took him an extra year to make major…

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The BratPin YouTube Promotion

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de2bF-ixpPw&list=PLUPdII01Gcb4xNUILsvu4H6RPwn0XCAhR

 

(Apologies:  Have received ‘feedback’ that the music might be a bit too loud in places.  I concur, and will have George ‘dial it back’ a bit when he gets out of hospital.  I am just so excited about now being a potential ‘silver screen celebrity’ that I failed to notice!  LOL.  Today I am looking for an agent… Cheers! )

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The Syrian Version of Riverdance

This, I think, is the Syrian version of Riverdance:

1400 years of inbreeding…

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Common Core Education…

It just keeps getting stupid!  I saw this last week.  It’s an explanation for why 3 x 4 = 11.

YGBSM!

Let me put this in a “real life” example for you.  In the T-38, we fly our final turn at, ‘final turn airspeed.’  This speed is calculated by adding 1 knot (kt) per 100 pounds of fuel over 1,000 pounds, to 175 kts.  So, if you have 1,200 pounds of fuel on board, your final turn airspeed is 177 knots.

By the logic of ‘3 x 4 = 11,’ if a student can explain how he came up with a final turn airspeed of 140 knots, it would be okay.  Of course the student would be a “mort” but what the hell?  As long as he felt good about himself when he hit the ground…

Fucking morons!  My grand kids are so screwed!

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No Haba Hamburger, Only Haba Cheesburger…

I came off a 9 -10 hour mission one evening at Korat RTAFB, Thailand in 1974.  I was tired, grimy and hungry.  All I wanted was a lousy hamburger, some fries and a beer – then to go to bed.

I got to the O’Club about 2030 or so (8:30PM  in ROTC time.)  When I ordered a hamburger, fries and a beer, I was told told, “Oh, no haba hamburger, only haba cheeseburger.”  WTF, Over?  Now I was tired, grimy, hungry and confused.  Cheeseburgers?   But no hamburgers?

It turned out that there was an excess of cheese the club officer felt they needed to use… Consequently, “No haba hamburger, only haba cheeseburger.”  I then retired into the bar that night for a “hydraulic supper”…

 

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Kicking the Dog…

I think bombing Syria now is like kicking the dog every time Gramma farts at the dinner table…

I don’t know today (26 August 2013) if we are going to hammer Syria or not.  It really is way beyond the point where we should have in the first place – if we were going to do it.  I think today it’s all more about taking the attention off all those “phoney scandals.”  You know, the ones like Benghazi, where 4 Americans got greased while the president (allegedly) played cards with his bodyguard; the IRS phony scandal, where they hammered Tea Party organizations; the NSA, where they spied on American citizens and the phony scandal of the DOJ investigating news reporters.

Grrr…..

 

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High School

Have been asked a couple of times here of late, “What was it like for you in high school?”  To put it all in perspective, I attended 4 different high schools in my 4 years of high school.  Two in Chicopee Falls, Massachusetts, one in France and my senior year in Wiesbaden, West Germany.

I loved my freshman and sophomore years – at Chicopee Falls High School.  My favorite classes were Latin and Civics.  I came into Chicopee Falls HS from the DOD school system and there was a bit of “an adjustment.”  But overall, my grades were fine, and I enjoyed school.

9thIn my sophomore year I continued to progress, and I continued to enjoy school.  Latin and geometry were my favorite classes.

In later summer 1962 Dear Ole Dad was transferred from Westover AFB, MA to Chambley AFB in France.  This move was part of the ‘Berlin Crisis’ build up.  We arrived at Chambley in Oct. ’62.

I actually began my junior year of high school in Chicopee Falls, at a brand new school, Chicopee Comprehensive HS.  It was impressive, to say the least, and actually had an Olympic swimming pool!  And if you can believe it, they offered a course in aeronautics for juniors!  That was where I learned about the ‘coefficient of lift’ for the first time.  Then I transferred to Verdun HS, France.

Verdun HS was situated 29 miles from Chambley.  We were bussed there every day, leaving before daylight and returning home after dark.  The trip in those days took ~ 45 minutes as the French roads in those days were ‘terrible.’

Having suffered through  2 world wars in the first half of the century France just did not have the resources – financial or manpower – to repair or maintain their roads.  They were ‘passable’ at best, but the going was slow.  I can remember traveling through fields and wood marked with signs reading, “Achtung, Minen!”  Attention, Mines.  Some mines were left from WW II, others from WW I!  There were also fields of twisted barbed wire also throughout Northern France at the time.

On my first day of school at Verdun, I was sent home with a 3-day suspension – for wearing jeans!  Hell, I didn’t know we weren’t suppose to wear jeans!  At any rate, Dear Ole Dad had to come and fetch me – and that was not a pleasant 45-minute ride home!

This was our school:

Vschool01I was told it was an old German WW II hospital, converted into our school.  You can see the nice barbed wire fence around the school!  For the year I attended, I am happy to report, there was not one Visigoth who breached the perimeter!

When I was reinstated I discovered that while the exterior appearance of the school might have been ‘spartan’ in nature, the interior was cold and dreary.  And my grades suffered.

11thFrom ‘A’s’ and ‘B’s (I know, only 1 ‘A’) to ‘C’s’ and ‘D’s.  And they left off the Aeronautics class I took my first semester at Chicopee Comprehensive.  I think that pissed me off more than the ‘C’s’ and ‘D’s!’

In 1962 French President DeGaulle threw us (Americans) out.  Dear Ole Dad was reassigned to Wiesbaden AFB, West Germany, and I was ‘assigned’ to General H.H. Arnold HS.

I can distinctly remember that first day of school.  I was terrified.  When I found my ‘Home Room,’ I took a desk on the left side of the room, against the wall – where I had a clear view of everything.  I can remember ‘hunkering down,’ hoping no one would notice me.  They didn’t.

I remember seeing a ‘pretty girl’ those first few days of school.  I told Mom about her, and what her name was.  “Oh,” Mom replied, “we were with them at Selfidge (AFB, MI).”  I was elated – a ‘connection.’

The next day after mustering the courage to speak to her, I approached her and told her about attending kindergarten with her at Selfidge.  She subsequently dismissed me with something like, “Oh, that’s nice,” and she turned and walked away.  Back to the desk, against the wall…

Pat Conroy says in his Introduction to Mary Edwards Wertsch’s book, “Military Brats: Legacies of Childhood Inside the Fortress;” “My job was to be a stranger, to know no one’s name on the first day of school…” I fulfilled my ‘duty’ for 3 of my 4 years of high school.

My grades in my senior years continued to decline.  However they were ‘good enough’ to get me into college.

HS TranscriptOur senior class at Wiesbaden had class mugs made, with everyone’s name on them.  Nice German beer steins with our high school crest featured on them.  When they were handed out, there wasn’t one for me.  In addition, my name was left off the other kid’s mugs.  I may as well not have been there…  “They” scrambled, and had a mug made for me before year’s end, with my name embossed on the top, but not in with the other kids names on the side of the mug.  I threw the damn thing against the wall and shattered it when I got home…

I left high school thinking I was the “class dummy.”  I knew I was “brighter” than my grades reflected, but my grades were my grades.  (In college I graduated with a 2.03 accum.)  This haunted me, until I got sober in 1994…

(Part of my initial recovery process was to take a battery of psychological and intelligence tests – to see how much of my brain was fried.  When I completed the 8 hours of testing I did something totally out of character for me – I asked for a copy of the results!  I couldn’t believe it when he told me that he would send them to me.

When the results arrived a couple weeks later, I was shocked.  The assessment was laced with phrases like, “…well above average,” and “…in the superior range,” and so forth.  I always knew it, damn it!  I knew it!

I then retreated into prayer: “Okay God, now that I “know” this, I ask that You guide me to use it to Your way, not mine…”)  But, I digress…

Today I have contact with a couple guys from my senior year, believe it or not – and I am so grateful for those associations.  But I have no idea who I attended school with during my freshman, sophomore or junior years.  The one guy I “hung with” during my junior year, the guy I began drinking with, committed suicide 9 months before I got sober!  Crap…

If I were to go to a high school reunion today, which one?  Guess it wouldn’t matter – I don’t know if I would know anyone there anyway…

This all being said, I am thinking about attending the 50th reunion of my senior year high school next Spring.  We’ll see…

 

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An Old Goat, or A Nazi?

We lived in Chicopee Falls, MA from 1960 to Oct. 1962.  The house was the first house my folks owned.  My bedroom was in the basement, and that was okay with me – it gave me a bit of an escape from ‘the madness’ I grew up with – at least for a while.

In my small bedroom I had my own phone.  It was an extension of our home phone, but mine just the same.  On occasion Brother Bill would head downstairs to make his “private calls.”

One night Bill came up from the basement after having called a friend of his.  Mom was cooking dinner, and Bill wanted to know if he could go to the movies after dinner.  It being a school night, Mom told him ‘no.’  At that Bill headed back downstairs.

Mom waited a minute or so, then picked up the receiver – just in time to hear Bill tell his friend, “The old goat won’t let me go!”  And that was all she needed to hear!

When Bill shortly returned upstairs Mom hit him with, “So, I’m an ‘old goat,’ am I?”  It stopped him cold.  Busted!  However, it didn’t take him long to recover.  “No,” he responded, “you’re a Nazi!  Only Nazis listen in to other’s phone calls.  You’re just like a Nazi!” and he stormed off to his bedroom.

So, what was she, an ‘old goat,’ or a Nazi?  I am so glad I never had any kids like my brother!

 

 

 

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And You Wonder Why I Call Them Shoeclerks?

When Duke approached me last Spring with the idea of creating a ‘challenge coin’ for the children of Vietnam Veterans for the Toledo Vietnam Veteran Appreciation Event, I liked it right away.  He suggested using the Vietnam Memorial on the face of the coin.  Sounded good, until I saw it.

Vietnam Memorial Statue, Washington D.C.

It really is quite good; but I have always wondered why “they” left out an Airman?  So, when Duke asked what I thought about using this memorial statue on the coin, I told him it was a good idea, if we add a jet overhead!  For ‘top cover,’ as it was ‘in country.’   He agreed.

After a bit I found an F-4 in an aspect that worked for the coin.  I wanted to use the F-4 as it is a Vietnam era jet.  This is what the artist came up with:

Bratcoin

The back of the coin was easy.  A dragon, a fist full of bamboo and the description – and there you have it!  Simple, done.  And off the coin went for production.  This is what we received:

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It looks like ‘someone’ – a shoeclerk?” – put an F-15 on the coin!  When I discovered it, it was too late to have them re-done.  Crap.  “Let it go, Bob…”

Shoeclerks!  Grrr…..

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Dreams, Deeds, and Dreams…

“Dreams are not so different from deeds as some may think.

Dreams do come true Kid...All the deeds of men are only dreams at first.

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And in the end, their deeds dissolve into dreams…”

On the Curb, Randolph Field, March 2011

Theodor Herzl, ‘Old New Land,’ 1902

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