“Yorking” ’em…

I have always held an interest in military history.  One of the stories I heard as a kid was that of Sgt. Alvin C. York from WW I.  In one engagement, on October 8, 1918 Sgt. York and his platoon were sent after a German machine gun nest in the Argonne Forest.  Once they were in place a group of German soldiers appeared to surrender.  Then they signaled another group of Germans to open fire on the unsuspecting Americans.  Most of the Americans were killed.

Sgt. York then took his Enfield rifle and first picked off the German machine gunners.  Then he calmly began shooting the remaining German soldiers – from the back of the line so they wouldn’t scatter – a turkey-hunting technique he learned back in Tennessee.   As the advancing Germans discovered there were only 2 or 3 of them left when they got close to the Americans, they surrendered.    For this action Sgt. Alvin C. York was awarded the Medal of Honor.

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Today I, along with a lot of other Military Brats, are engaged in battle with an organization called “The Little C.H.A.M.P.S.”  C.H.A.M.P.S. being an acronym for Child Hero Attached to Military Personnel.  While they claim ‘they’ are not attempting to “re-brand” us, it’s hard to believe them.  This was pulled off their web site before it was removed.

Screen Shot 2014-11-28 at 6.10.14 PM As we, ‘we’ being a ‘small band of adult military brats,’ began digging deeper, we began to find a great deal more.  And we began forwarding our discoveries to their sponsors and endorsers.  And soon they began withdrawing their endorsements and support from “The Little C.H.A.M.P.S.”

One of the first ones to drop was the MCEC, the Military Child Education Coalition

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“YORK”

Then “inquiries” were made to the various service Trademark offices – to see if  “The Little C.H.A.M.P.S.” organization had permission to use their respective service seals.  The service seals are trademarked.  These are their replies (to date:)

1.  Sir,
Thank you for your help in this matter. Since the website was using all the Services’ Seals, I have requested the assistance of the OSD Branding and Trademarks Office to have the seals removed, barring an unknown relationship that the Services have entered into with the company — which I don’t expect to be the case.

We appreciate your efforts to protect the Air Force identity. Please continue forwarding potential infringement cases to us as you see them.

Respectfully,
Ms. Rowden
Air Force Public Affairs Agency
Chief, USAF Trademark & Licensing

YORK”

2.  Good afternoon Mr. Holliker,

Thank you for your inquiry regarding the U.S. Coast Guard’s official seal.

Neither commercial nor non-profit entities may use the Coast Guard’s official seal for merchandising, promotional and/or advertising purposes. Further, the seal may not be used to create the appearance of an implied endorsement for an organization.
As your query involves each of the services, this matter has been addressed within the DOD Trademark group for disposition.
Please contact me directly should you have additional questions or concerns.

Best regards.

TM

                                                                       “YORK”

3.  Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: NONE

Thank you Mr. Holliker, I have turned this over to DoD for action.

Best regards,

Paul Jensen
Director, Army Trademark Licensing Program

                                                                          “YORK”

And it’s kind of fun quite candidly, to watch their endorsement pages as we continue to YORK them:

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                                                             “YORK, YORK”

Our efforts are continuing, and like those poor unfortunate German soldiers, it won’t be long before the USO, the Red Cross and USAA discover they are out front, all alone.  Then I suspect they will surrender…

And now you know as much about “Yorking” as I do…

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Playing in the Leaves

I was talking with my daughter-in-law last week when the subject of ‘playing in the leaves’ came up.  She and my son would be working for the next 4-5 days so they would be able to come over, to let the boys play in the leaves.  So, why not?

IMG_2727I had plenty of leaves sitting on my front yard, just waiting for a pile, and a couple of boys.  With the leaf blower, and a little ‘elbow grease,’ in an hour or so the stage was set.  All it was lacking was a couple of boys…

 

 

 

IMG_2728Just before 3 I went over and picked up Evan (4) from day-care.  For whatever reason he was copping an ‘attitude.’  He just sat in the back, saying nothing.

Then I went over to the school and picked up Noah (6).  He was excited when I told him we were going back to my house, to play in the leaves.

When we got here I told Evan to head up and sit in the porch.  He just kinda looked at me.  Then I went on to explain, “Playing in the leaves is just for ‘happy boys,’ not sad boys.’  When he saw that I meant it, he said, “Grampa, I’m a happy boy!”  I just had to laugh….

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Noah, 6, and Evan, 4.

 

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On Being Wrong

I am 68.  As I “look back,” I am amazed that I made it to 68, being so “wrong” about everything in Life.  Kinda surprised I’m not incarcerated somewhere, and I know I am probably going to Hell for it all.  Oh well… Let me give you a few examples here.

Child Rearing:  How many times did I toss my kids in the back of my pick-up truck, and just let them “rattle around” back there as we traveled about?  And to make it even more challenging, for 2 years we were In Australia where I drove on the other side of the road!  Today, that’s just WRONG!

And then I taught my daughter how to ride a bike – her without any of the mandated protective clothing required today.  No helmet, no elbow or knee guards, no padded gloves – and look at the clothing she is wearing.  Child Services would ahve a field day with this one!

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Just how WRONG  is this?

And then there are the countless times I left the kids in the car as I went into the Post Office or grocery store.  Of course I didn’t lock them in the car with the windows up – in 100-degree weather – that’s stupid!  But I did leave them when I went 30 feet up to the Post Office to drop off a letter… going to Hell for sure!

Pilot Training:  When I was in pilot training (1970 – ’71) a student was placed on “Marginal Student Status” when he (sorry, no ‘she’s’ at the time) began experiencing problems.  Well a few of the students became “offended” with the term so ATC capitulated – they renamed the status to “Special Monitoring Status.”  Swell…

Then “they” went after “Plowbacks.”  ‘Plowbacks’ were students who received instructor pilot assignments upon graduation.  The “appeasement” resulted in “FAIPs” – First Assignment Instructor Pilots.”  Ahhhh…. I think I would rather have been a “Plowback” than a Fu*kin’ FAIP (as was often heard about these guys!  LOL)….

As a T-38 IP (Instructor Pilot):  How many times did I pass a kid when there was a clear “clean kill” presented during flight?  (A “clean kill” in this context means that the kid committed a “fatal error” during the flight profile, a mistake that could have/should have warranted a failing of the ride.)  But who was going to tell?  Not me; and not the kid, for sure!  I got a lot of “instructing” done during instances like this, but had it been discovered, I would have been WRONG, and decertified as an IP!  Little difference does it make that 3 of the guys, just off the top of my head, went on to be squadron commanders themselves.  Had I “smoked them,” per the direction of the day, and most certainly that of today, who knows the directions their careers would have taken…

I could go on and on here, but I think you get the idea.  The latest thing I saw is a ‘movement’ to change the name of us, those of us who grew up as ‘Military Brats,’ to ‘Champs’ – Child Heroes Attached to Military Personnel.  The rationale stated is,

“The Finks originally named the book “The Little Brats,” based on the age-old term “military brats” for children who grew up in military families. However, the title did not go over well with some military organizations with which the authors hoped to collaborate.”  (Jennifer Fink and her mother Debbie wrote the book…)

So, something else I have learned now in my “senior years” – I have been WRONG about being a Military Brat, something I have taken great pride in.  Well Folks, you can hammer me about being WRONG about just damn-near everything else but here is where I draw the line – and it’s not one of those artificial lines that our president has been drawing of late!  I will not acquiesces to being a CHAMP!  That just makes my skin crawl… Nope, I’m a BRAT!  And I know there are several of you out there that can attest to this, with absolutely no reservation at all!

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The Smart Watch…

A Fighter Pilot pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat
next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks,
“Is your date running late?”
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No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch?
What’s so special about it?”
The pilot says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Darn thing’s an hour fast.”
And that, my friends………is Confidence!
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The Origin of the BratPin

On a winter afternoon in December 2009 a 63-year old man sat reading in his favorite chair.  A warm fire was burning in the freestanding fireplace in his living room.  He was reading Mary Edwards Wertsch’s book, “Military Brats: Legacies of Childhood Inside the Fortress.”  If you looked closely you would have seen tears beginning to slip from his eyes.  He was reading the Introduction, written by Pat Conroy, and it got to him again that day as it had so many others.  Pat Conroy’s introduction was his story also – that of a childhood as a military brat.

This day the passages did not evoke the shaking as they had done so often in the past.  He didn’t set down the book, and walk away.  This day he just sat there, alone, crying – overwhelmed by the sadness.  Then he came to the paragraph; “In this parade (of Brats), these men (our fathers) would understand the nature and the value of their children’s sacrifice for the first time.  Our fathers would stand at rigid attention.  Then they would begin to salute us, one by one, and in that salute, that one sign of recognition, of acknowledgement, they would thank us for the first time.  They would be thanking their own children for their fortitude and courage and generosity and long suffering, for enduring a military childhood.”  And on this day, he got mad.

“Why hasn’t anyone recognized these kids,” he thought.  “It’s too late for me, but not for these kids who continue to serve.  Then he wondered, “Why doesn’t the Congress recognize these kids, for their continuing sacrifices to our nation – they don’t ever hesitate to stack them up like cord wood behind them for their own personal political gain when it suits them!”  And herein is the origin of the “BratPin.”

Taking up his computer he wrote a quick email to his US Representative, explaining his idea.  Five hours later he received a call from one of the representative’s “horse-holders” (aides), asking for more information about his idea.  And that conversation was the beginning of the legislation that was introduced to the Congress (HR 1014: Children of Military Service Members Commemorative Lapel Pin Act) in March of 2010.  In one form or another, that legislation sat in committee for over 3 1/2 years when this man attended a Dining In in Texas.

The guest speaker that evening, a 3-star Air Force General, told of the day “the blue car” came to his house, to tell them that their father had just been shot down over North Vietnam.  He went on to say he was only 7 years old.  As he continued on with the story, no one noticed the tears once again, quietly streaming down this man’s face.  It’s not “appropriate” to cry in the presence of POWs and Fighter Pilots… And that evening, as he sat there, alone with his feelings of hurt and pain, he resolved he was going to do something about this.  These kids, our Military Brats, deserve recognition and to be honored for their service to our nation!

Upon returning home, he found a couple of guys who make video recording of Veterans under a grant from the University of Toledo.  He approached them and asked if they would be willing to help him  make a ‘You Tube’ video, promoting the legislation.  They agreed.

During the filming the narrator asked, “Three and a half years, the legislation sitting in committee, don’t you think this is disrespectful to these kids?”  And upon receiving an affirmative reply, he went on to ask, “Then, why don’t you do it yourself?”   And that was all it took.  The man knew what he was going to do; he knew what he had to do…

It took just 2 months to design a pin, using the dandelion – the Official Flower of the Military Child – bordered by a dog-tag chain.  The dandelion symbolizing the child, the chain representing the serving service member, encompassing the child.

Using his own personal financial resources (by choice) he had these pins made and began selling them, primarily through Facebook.  And from the very beginning he told people that proceeds would eventually be going to a ‘non-profit’ that supports military kids.

In the first year over $35,000 of BratPin products were sold.  This was done without any corporate support or promotion; without an endorsement by a “famous Brat,” or without the backing of the US Congress…

Pat Conroy, in his introduction to Mary’s book, also noted:

–  “We’d never stopped to recognize ourselves, out loud, for our understanding service to America,”

–  “Our greatest tragedy is that we don’t know each other,” and

– “…that military brats, my lost tribe, spent their entire youth in service to this country and no one even knew we were there.”

These are the 3 statements that are the essence of the BratPin.  Through this pin, this simple image, we will begin to discover each other.  We will recognize, and honor ourselves, for our service to our country, and folks will come to know the Pride we took in that service.  as Mary Edwards Wertsch stated in a email to this man, earlier the year, “The design selected is just perfect–both eloquent about our experience and elegantly understated, which makes its appeal wider.”

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On Hunting Prairie Dogs

Last week I attended a Military Brats Gathering, hosted by Overseas Brats.  A ‘gathering’ as opposed to a reunion in that reunions tend to focus on specific high schools.  At the ‘gathering’ we had ‘kids’ from schools across the world.  And it was a riot!

As we became comfortable with each other, the stories began to come out.  I had all but forgotten this one, on hunting prairie dogs.

In 1956 – ’57 we were stationed at Davis-Monthan AFB, Tucson.  We lived off base for a while, then eventually moved on base.  Just across the street was another row of houses, and behind them was the dessert.  (The ‘Boneyard’ was also out there.)  Anyway out int hat dessert were many prairie dog holes, and from time to time we could spot those little critters.

One day we (the guys I played with) decided to see if we could catch one.  We knew that prairie dogs build dens with many entrances/exits.  So we figured if we flooded one entrance, we could drive them out another.  Good plan, or so it seemed.

In those days I had  great little red wagon that could accommodate 2 garbage cans.  So, we dumped the garbage out, filled the cans with water from the hose and headed out into the hunting grounds.  I remember this was no easy chore for a 10-year old!  It was hot as hell out there and pulling a wagon, loaded with 2 garbage cans of water through the dessert sand was challenging.  But we were determined, and soon found a good hole.

What determines a ‘good prairie dog hole?’  Easy – the first one you come to after dragging a wagon loaded with 2 garbage cans full of water.

We then designated the water dumper and the other guys fanned out to the other surrounding den entrances.  Those guys carried burlap sacks with them to catch the prairie dogs as they exited the den – or so went the plan.

I can’t tell you how much water I personally dumped down a prairie dog hole, but I can tell you it was a few wagon loads!  Reflecting upon it, I am surprised there is not an oasis out there somewhere today, for all the water that I poured down that hole.  Never did see any prairie dogs… but I can just imagine them standing somewhere near, saying to themselves, “Look at those dumb asses!”

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Reflecting upon this experience today, I have no idea what I would have done with one, had we caught one.  But I can tell you, we sure had fun with it all…. with just our imaginations, a wagon and a couple garbage cans.

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Everything After, “but Bush…”

It seems that anything that surfaces to today, the detriment of our current president, or his administration is met with, “…but Bush, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da…”  I don’t care about “but Bush!”  Time and time again that tact has been used to deflect the issue off the current guy – and folks get away with it!

So, in my mind, everything after the “but Bush” in a  conversation anymore is, Bullshit.  I don’t care about “but Bush!”

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The Bullshit Flag

This is ‘a’ Bullshit Flag.  There are several versions ‘out there,’ but this one will suffice for my blog.  I will ‘throw it’ on future posts when I decide something or another is “bullshit.”  “And what gives me the authority,” you might ask.  Simple – my blog!

Screen Shot 2014-09-21 at 9.29.56 AMIn the mid-80’s we had an Ops Officer (Operations Officer) in the 560th, Callsign Polecat.  He was a great Ops Officer.

On occasion he would call a squadron pilot’s meeting in Room 45 of Hanger 12.  In those days that meant NO Shoe clerks (NO non-rated types.)  I don’t think he could get away with that today because some shoe clerk would think we were talking about him or her, and have their sensitive feelings bruised.  Anyway…

As we would come into the room, Polecat would hand each of us a “Bullshit Flag.”  His ROE (Rules of Engagement) was simple: if any of us heard something that was ‘bullshit,’ we were free to wave the flag – then we would discuss the issue, without fear of retribution or ridicule.  It worked well in our environment… and this was a technique I employed when I became a squadron commander.

The idea was, if you had ‘an issue’ that you felt was BS, and didn’t say anything about it, then you deserved to wear it…

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New Age Driving Tips – The No Left Turn Sign

For the most part, you can ignore these guys – everyone else does…

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…especially if you are in a hurry, or you know that the placement of these signs is “bullshit.”

There is a stretch of highway on my way in to town that has 3 of these signs within a half-mile.  I don’t know how many “trifectas” I have seen over the years.  People just ‘blowing off’ the No Left Turn signs.

The first beginning with someone coming out of the housing development (on the left) making a 120-drgree turn to head my way.  Then the guy in front of me makes his own 120-degree turn into the neighborhood.  And finally someone coming out of another housing area making a 120-degree left hand turn in front of me.  Not to worry that I have to slow down to accommodate them.  I know, they are “special” – they have been told so ever since birth.

You seeing the trend here?

 

 

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Naming Cars

I had to go over to BG (Bowling Green) this morning and was passed by a Honda “Pilot.” It’s a little ‘boxy’ for me, but it got me to thinking…

Have you ever seen a car named, “The Ford Lawyer?” or, “The Chevrolet Doctor?”  Or how about a “Nissan Used Car Dealer?”  Nah, didn’t think so, and I don’t think it’s gonna happen anytime soon.  (And now you know why I don’t turn on my radio much!  LOL.)

Then I got to thinking further – hey, it’s 17 miles over there – what about a “BMW Hooker?”  ‘Gonna ride my Hooker over to BG’ – has a nice ring to it.  Or, ‘Can you give me a ride over to Perrysburg to pick up my Hooker?’  And now you know why I don’t work for BMW!

I could have fun naming cars…

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